{"product_id":"if-you-re-easily-offended-just-don-t-come-in-door-mat","title":"If You’re Easily Offended Just Don’t Come In Door Mat","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"168\"\u003eIf You’re Easily Offended Just Don’t Come In Door Mat\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"446\"\u003eStraightforward, unapologetic, and guaranteed to make a statement. This door mat lets guests know exactly what kind of house they’re stepping into before the door ever opens. Perfect for bold personalities, sarcastic households, and anyone who prefers honesty over small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"448\" data-end=\"580\"\u003eDesigned for real life and real foot traffic, this mat is built to handle muddy boots, busy homes, and visitors who can take a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"582\" data-end=\"603\"\u003eDoor Mat Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e• Natural coir fiber construction\u003cbr data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"641\"\u003e• Precision laser engraved script design\u003cbr data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"684\"\u003e• Bold black lettering with high contrast\u003cbr data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"728\"\u003e• Durable, heavy-duty mat\u003cbr data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"756\"\u003e• Ideal for indoor or covered outdoor use\u003cbr data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"800\"\u003e• Helps trap dirt and debris\u003cbr data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"831\"\u003e• Rectangular shape fits standard entryways\u003cbr data-start=\"874\" data-end=\"877\"\u003e• Size: 18 x 30 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"902\"\u003e• Made to order\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"940\"\u003eImportant Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003e• Coir is a natural material. Color and engraving depth may vary slightly, adding to the character of each mat\u003cbr data-start=\"1052\" data-end=\"1055\"\u003e• Custom items are final sale unless there is a production error\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1123\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003ePerfect for front porches, entryways, ranch homes, or as a gift for someone with a sense of humor and zero filter.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Branded Heifer Boutique LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51902180393234,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0798\/9949\/2626\/files\/Ifyou_reeasilyoffendedjustdon_tcomein..png?v=1768758692","url":"https:\/\/www.brandedheiferboutique.com\/products\/if-you-re-easily-offended-just-don-t-come-in-door-mat","provider":"Branded Heifer Boutique LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}